Note: New lay-out thingy, both Chantal and Lotte told me this is more clarifying, and they're right. Anyway, I'm too lazy to change the other chapter's on here like this, maybe I'll change it later.
Thanks all for reading AND for the very nice comments. I love you all. Also a big thanks to Chantal (and Lotte, but mostly Chantal) for correcting grammatical mistakes.
I also want to point out one more time that I do not own any character in this.
I also want to point out one more time that I do not own any character in this.
Anyway, here's the next chapter!
“Good morning, gorgeous.” There’s a soft voice next to my ear, and someone kisses me on my forehead.
“Fred, what are you doing here.” I mumble, still half-sleeping.
“I came to wish you a happy birthday, and I wanted to give you your present.” “Hmmm, present? The best birthday present right now would be to let me sleep a little longer. It’s a Wednesday, you know I have the first two periods off.” I curl up a bit, as a sign I want to go back to sleep. Fred starts to tickle me, which I can’t stand.
“Okay, stop it. Stop it!” I yell and sit up in bed. Fred stops. “Fine, I’m awake now.” Fred just smiles and kisses me.
“Happy birthday.”
“Fred, go away. This is a girl dormitory.” Both Fred and I sigh.
“Hermione, do you really have to be such a buzz kill? You’re the only one bothered by this, and you’re about to go upstairs.” I hear Lotte say from under her covers.
“Ugh, fine. Just don’t get busted by a teacher.” Hermione says and walks out of the door.
“Like they check the students in their rooms.” I hear Lotte say. I smile.
Fred looks at me before he looks at the door, considering if he should stay or not.
“I don’t want you to go. I’m awake now anyway.” I say.
“Great.” He smiles, and grabs a box wrapped in Christmas themes wrapping paper from the floor. “I couldn’t find any other wrapping paper. Sorry.” He continues.
“That’s okay, I like Christmas.” I say, smiling. I unwrap the paper and open the lid of the box. There’s a book in the box with a purple rose in the middle; my favorite. I grab the book and see that there’s a box with chocolates underneath it. I look at Fred and smile.
“You’re so awfully romantic sometimes.” I say. Fred grins.
“Yeah, but you’re the one who loves this stuff.” He says, before he takes a look at the alarm clock on my night desk. “I’ve got to go. See you upstairs?” He kisses me and walks away.
“You know, that’s just adorable.” Lotte sits up in her bed. “I wonder what George will do on my birthday.”
I get up and walk towards the wardrobe. “Yeah.” I smirk. “Hey, should I wear my fake glasses today?”
“Sure, they’re cool. How are we going to wake up Chantal?”
“Just throw a pillow or something.” I can hear Lotte throw one at Chantal.
“Oi! I was already awake.”
“Sure.”
“Fred, what are you doing here.” I mumble, still half-sleeping.
“I came to wish you a happy birthday, and I wanted to give you your present.” “Hmmm, present? The best birthday present right now would be to let me sleep a little longer. It’s a Wednesday, you know I have the first two periods off.” I curl up a bit, as a sign I want to go back to sleep. Fred starts to tickle me, which I can’t stand.
“Okay, stop it. Stop it!” I yell and sit up in bed. Fred stops. “Fine, I’m awake now.” Fred just smiles and kisses me.
“Happy birthday.”
“Fred, go away. This is a girl dormitory.” Both Fred and I sigh.
“Hermione, do you really have to be such a buzz kill? You’re the only one bothered by this, and you’re about to go upstairs.” I hear Lotte say from under her covers.
“Ugh, fine. Just don’t get busted by a teacher.” Hermione says and walks out of the door.
“Like they check the students in their rooms.” I hear Lotte say. I smile.
Fred looks at me before he looks at the door, considering if he should stay or not.
“I don’t want you to go. I’m awake now anyway.” I say.
“Great.” He smiles, and grabs a box wrapped in Christmas themes wrapping paper from the floor. “I couldn’t find any other wrapping paper. Sorry.” He continues.
“That’s okay, I like Christmas.” I say, smiling. I unwrap the paper and open the lid of the box. There’s a book in the box with a purple rose in the middle; my favorite. I grab the book and see that there’s a box with chocolates underneath it. I look at Fred and smile.
“You’re so awfully romantic sometimes.” I say. Fred grins.
“Yeah, but you’re the one who loves this stuff.” He says, before he takes a look at the alarm clock on my night desk. “I’ve got to go. See you upstairs?” He kisses me and walks away.
“You know, that’s just adorable.” Lotte sits up in her bed. “I wonder what George will do on my birthday.”
I get up and walk towards the wardrobe. “Yeah.” I smirk. “Hey, should I wear my fake glasses today?”
“Sure, they’re cool. How are we going to wake up Chantal?”
“Just throw a pillow or something.” I can hear Lotte throw one at Chantal.
“Oi! I was already awake.”
“Sure.”
“What kind of book was it?” Lotte asks while we walk upstairs to the first floor. I decided to eat breakfast now and study a bit in my free periods, instead of eating breakfast five minutes before the first break.
“A Shakespeare. Midsummer Night’s Dream.”
“What is it with your love for Shakespeare?”
“Don’t know. I just like Shakespeare.” I say, and I push the door to the atrium open. “What the hell?” Fred and George are sitting at a table that’s dressed up like we’re in a restaurant. “Oh, you got to be kidding me.”
“Good morning, ma’am. Can Dobby bring you to your table?” A house elf in the ugliest vest I’ve ever seen stands next to me. I hear Lotte say: “Oh my God.”
“Yeah, sure. Dobby, what’s going on?” I say, looking back at the table.
“Master Fred has organized a breakfast buffet to celebrate your birthday. Dobby promised to help him.” The house elf grabs my arm and leads me to the table. Lotte has a hard time trying not to burst into laughing.
“Good morning, birthday girl. Nice glasses.” George says when we arrive at the table. He sees that Lotte is standing next to me and smiles. “Hello beautiful.”
“Hey.” Lotte says, still trying not to laugh.
I sit down and see that the plates are already filled. Toasted bread, eggs, bit of bacon, a piece of cheese, brie I believe. I sigh, and smile.
“You’re so horrible sometimes.” I say, and Fred smirks.
“Oh, is it okay if we stay here, or do you want us to leave?” Both Lotte and George ask, though it’s obvious they want to stay.
“I’m fine with you staying.” I say, while I look at Fred’s reaction.
“Why do you think there are four plates? I knew you wouldn’t want to leave.”
I taste a bit of the bread. There’s cinnamon on it, which makes it deliciously sweet.
“Is everything as you wish? Dobby doesn’t mind making some more toast.”
“Everything’s fine to me, Dobby.” I say. The others nod approving. “Everything’s really delicious.”
“Thank you, ma’am.” The house elf says, and he walks back to the canteen.
“Do you like it?” Fred asks when the elf is out of sight.
“Well, it’s a bit… extreme. But yeah, I like it.” I say. “By the way, this toast is very good.” I take another bite of the bread.
“This is definitely a bit extreme. You’re not going to organize this for me too, right, George?” Lotte says, and she takes a sip of her tea awaiting George’s reaction.
“No, that wouldn’t be original. I’m probably going to do something else ‘extreme’.” Lotte sighs.
“Well, well. Looks like we’re having fun.” I see a pink appearance in the corner of my eye, and I look up. Umbridge is standing next to the table.
“It was supposed to be fun, yeah.” Fred says, snarling.
“Oh, tut tut. Don’t be so stern at this beautiful morning, Mr. Weasley.”
“It was a beautiful morning until she came by.” I hear George whisper. Lucky for him, Umbridge didn’t hear that.
“Now, I want to invite you over at my office,” That doesn’t sound good. “because we have something to discuss.” That doesn’t sound good at all. “So if you would follow me now, please. Come on.” Reluctantly, the four of us get up and we follow the lady in the horrible pink suit. I wonder if Dobby might have got clothing advise from Umbridge, and if I didn’t know better I probably would believe that.
“A Shakespeare. Midsummer Night’s Dream.”
“What is it with your love for Shakespeare?”
“Don’t know. I just like Shakespeare.” I say, and I push the door to the atrium open. “What the hell?” Fred and George are sitting at a table that’s dressed up like we’re in a restaurant. “Oh, you got to be kidding me.”
“Good morning, ma’am. Can Dobby bring you to your table?” A house elf in the ugliest vest I’ve ever seen stands next to me. I hear Lotte say: “Oh my God.”
“Yeah, sure. Dobby, what’s going on?” I say, looking back at the table.
“Master Fred has organized a breakfast buffet to celebrate your birthday. Dobby promised to help him.” The house elf grabs my arm and leads me to the table. Lotte has a hard time trying not to burst into laughing.
“Good morning, birthday girl. Nice glasses.” George says when we arrive at the table. He sees that Lotte is standing next to me and smiles. “Hello beautiful.”
“Hey.” Lotte says, still trying not to laugh.
I sit down and see that the plates are already filled. Toasted bread, eggs, bit of bacon, a piece of cheese, brie I believe. I sigh, and smile.
“You’re so horrible sometimes.” I say, and Fred smirks.
“Oh, is it okay if we stay here, or do you want us to leave?” Both Lotte and George ask, though it’s obvious they want to stay.
“I’m fine with you staying.” I say, while I look at Fred’s reaction.
“Why do you think there are four plates? I knew you wouldn’t want to leave.”
I taste a bit of the bread. There’s cinnamon on it, which makes it deliciously sweet.
“Is everything as you wish? Dobby doesn’t mind making some more toast.”
“Everything’s fine to me, Dobby.” I say. The others nod approving. “Everything’s really delicious.”
“Thank you, ma’am.” The house elf says, and he walks back to the canteen.
“Do you like it?” Fred asks when the elf is out of sight.
“Well, it’s a bit… extreme. But yeah, I like it.” I say. “By the way, this toast is very good.” I take another bite of the bread.
“This is definitely a bit extreme. You’re not going to organize this for me too, right, George?” Lotte says, and she takes a sip of her tea awaiting George’s reaction.
“No, that wouldn’t be original. I’m probably going to do something else ‘extreme’.” Lotte sighs.
“Well, well. Looks like we’re having fun.” I see a pink appearance in the corner of my eye, and I look up. Umbridge is standing next to the table.
“It was supposed to be fun, yeah.” Fred says, snarling.
“Oh, tut tut. Don’t be so stern at this beautiful morning, Mr. Weasley.”
“It was a beautiful morning until she came by.” I hear George whisper. Lucky for him, Umbridge didn’t hear that.
“Now, I want to invite you over at my office,” That doesn’t sound good. “because we have something to discuss.” That doesn’t sound good at all. “So if you would follow me now, please. Come on.” Reluctantly, the four of us get up and we follow the lady in the horrible pink suit. I wonder if Dobby might have got clothing advise from Umbridge, and if I didn’t know better I probably would believe that.
Umbridge opens the door of her office and we walk in. I can still see a few paint spots on the pink carpet from the joke we’ve pulled a few months ago.
“Sit down.” Umbridge points at four old-fashioned chairs which look like they sit horrible. It’s also a miracle they’re not pink. “Come on. Sit down.” She says again, now a bit more impatient. We walk slowly towards the chairs and sit down. I was right; the chair sits terrible.
“Now, I don’t think I need to explain why I invited you over, do I?” Umbridge looks at us in a way that’s just… disturbing.
“Well, in fact, we have no idea why we’re here, so could you please explain?” Lotte asks, definitely as confused as I am.
“Do you really think I believe that? I know that you know why you’re here.”
“Apparently I do not know, or else I wouldn’t ask.” Umbridge considers what Lotte just said, and decides to give an explanation.
“Someone stole a thing out of the teacher’s vault.” Well, that’s vague. “I know it were you.”
“Excuse me?” the four of us say, all very offended by that.
“Oh, don’t play so innocent. Everything leads to the four of you. It’s obvious that you poisoned Fluffy, smuggled the Weeping Angels inside, and stole the missing object out of the vault. Not to mention that you were the ones who made a mess of my office.” And of course she had to say that all in a friendly voice, what makes the accusation even worse.
“Are you kidding? Why on Earth would we poison Fluffy, smuggle creepy aliens inside, and steal something from which we don’t even know it exists? Seriously, we have no idea what’s supposed to be in that vault.” I get up from my chair in my anger. Umbridge has walked towards me while I was talking and she slaps me. For such a small woman she kinda slaps hard; It burns on my cheek.
“You must not tell lies to me. Like I said, all the evidence leads to you. Don’t deny it.”
“She’s telling the truth. We haven’t stolen anything.”Fred also gets up and looks angry at Umbridge.
“And why would we smuggle someone inside who tries to kill our friends?” Lotte says.
“Or poison Fluffy?” George joins the protest.
“Sit down!” There’s a bit of threatening in Umbridge’s voice, though we all ignore her command.
“It unbelievable that every time something happens you think it’s our fault. We’re not the only ones at school.” Lotte says.
“You have a reputation. You are criminals who try to sabotage the school. Now sit down!” Umbridge says again.
“We are not criminals.” Fred and George say.
“Sit down!” Umbridge yells.
“What’s going on here?” Three men are standing in the doorway.
“These four students have committed crimes against the school.” Umbridge says.
“We have not!” the four of us say in unison.
“Dolores, I think you’re overreacting.” Jack says.
“I don’t think I am, Mr. Harkness. You don’t know what these students are.”
“In fact, I think I know that better than you do.”
“These students are criminals. They need to be punished.”
“Calm down, Dolores. I agree with Jack. Do you really think they are trying to sabotage the school?” Lupin says.
“You can’t just blame students for what happened.” Sirius joins the conversation.
“You know as well as I do that the evidence leads to these four. In fact, I know that you might have something to do with this as well. You’re as criminal as they are, Mr. Black. I wonder how it’s possible you’re not in Azkaban yet.” Sirius wants to say something back to Umbridge, but Lupin is faster.
“You can’t just accuse people you hate, Dolores. Even though they make a joke once in a while, these students have nothing to do with the troubles the school is dealing with right now.” Lupin says.
“Dolores, Remus is right. Let these students go. They have classes to attend.” Professor Dumbledore walks into the office. He probably heard the noises in the corridor.
“Fine. Students, you are allowed to leave. But don’t think I won’t keep an eye you.” Umbridge says. Fred, George, Lotte and I walk out of the office as fast as we can. I’m glad Dumbledore came by, because Lupin, Jack and Sirius wouldn’t be able to convince Umbridge to let us leave. Well, Lupin was able to calm her down, but without Dumbledore we would still sit there.
“I can’t believe she just accused us of ‘crimes against the school’. What was she thinking?” George is definitely still angry about what just happened.
“I know. I mean, she hates us, okay, but she went way too far this time.” Lotte says.
“What do you think is supposed to be in that vault?” Fred asks.
“Don’t know, but it’s definitely something worth a lot.” I say.
“Yep. Oh, I really have to go to the other building. Biology started fifteen minutes ago.” Lotte says, looking at her watch.
“We’re going with you. We’re supposed to be in Math’s class by now.” George says.
“Hmm, I think I’m going to shoot a dummy in shreds.” I say.
“Right, first two periods off. Have fun.” Fred says, and he kisses me before he walks away, together with Lotte and George.
“Good luck in class.” I yell after them.
“Why do you always get in trouble?” I hear someone say behind me. I turn around and look at Sirius and Jack.
“I think you know.” I answer. “She hates us.”
“So we’ve noticed.”
“I know how it feels.” Sirius says. “She wants me in Azkaban.”
“I believe she also hates me. Guess that’s why Albus send us away.” Jack says. “He and Remus are talking with Dolores about the troubles and how she treated you.” he continues when he sees my confused face. “So, you wanted to let off steam?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay. I think I can teach you a new technique. It’s a hard one, but I think you can handle that.” That sounds good. “Sirius, you’re coming too? You look like you want to kill something.”
“Yeah, maybe it’s a good idea, though I really don’t know how to handle a gun.”
“Oh, we’ll teach you.” Jack says with a wink.
“I know. I mean, she hates us, okay, but she went way too far this time.” Lotte says.
“What do you think is supposed to be in that vault?” Fred asks.
“Don’t know, but it’s definitely something worth a lot.” I say.
“Yep. Oh, I really have to go to the other building. Biology started fifteen minutes ago.” Lotte says, looking at her watch.
“We’re going with you. We’re supposed to be in Math’s class by now.” George says.
“Hmm, I think I’m going to shoot a dummy in shreds.” I say.
“Right, first two periods off. Have fun.” Fred says, and he kisses me before he walks away, together with Lotte and George.
“Good luck in class.” I yell after them.
“Why do you always get in trouble?” I hear someone say behind me. I turn around and look at Sirius and Jack.
“I think you know.” I answer. “She hates us.”
“So we’ve noticed.”
“I know how it feels.” Sirius says. “She wants me in Azkaban.”
“I believe she also hates me. Guess that’s why Albus send us away.” Jack says. “He and Remus are talking with Dolores about the troubles and how she treated you.” he continues when he sees my confused face. “So, you wanted to let off steam?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay. I think I can teach you a new technique. It’s a hard one, but I think you can handle that.” That sounds good. “Sirius, you’re coming too? You look like you want to kill something.”
“Yeah, maybe it’s a good idea, though I really don’t know how to handle a gun.”
“Oh, we’ll teach you.” Jack says with a wink.
It feels good to shoot something. I already shot four dummies in shreds. Jack just thought me a new technique and is now trying to teach Sirius how to shoot. Well, how to shoot the thing he wants to shoot, and not something else. Five minutes ago he almost shot me. It’s quite hilarious though.
“Sirius, try to aim at the dummy.” Sirius takes a shot, but the bullet ends seven meters to the right. “No, not like that.” Jack sighs.
“I think I prefer magic.”
“Maybe, but now we’re working on something non-magical.”
“Can’t I just…”
“No.”
“You don’t even know what I’m going to say.”
“Yeah, but the answer stays no.”
“How can you say no if you don’t know what I’m going to ask?”
“Because I can.”
“That’s not a real answer.”
“Yes, it is.” Sirius is not amused by that and shoots Jack.
“Why did you just kill him?” I ask.
“He was being annoying.”
“You’re such a child.”
“Thanks.”
“That wasn’t a compliment. Try to shoot the dummy next to yours.”
“Why?”
“Do you want me to shoot you?”
“You do realize you’re threatening a teacher, right?”
“Yeah. Now shoot that dummy.” Sirius aims at the dummy next to his and shoots; he misses. Again.
“Okay, now try to shoot that dummy by aiming at your own.”
“Why?”
“Just do it.” He aims at his dummy, but right before he shoots he moves a bit and the bullet ends in the dummy on the right. “See, you’ve got a deviation to the right.”
“What happened?” Both Sirius and I turn around. Jack jumps up and the shot wound slowly disappears.
“Ah, you’re alive again.” I say.
“Yeah. Reminds me of the times you killed me.” I grin. I think I killed him, like, twenty times or so. “So, Sirius, why did you kill me?”
“You were annoying.”
“I was not.” Oh dear, here we go again.
“You were very annoying.”
“I was only giving you instructions.”
“In an annoying way.”
“Okay, stop, the both of you, or do you want me to shoot you.” I interrupt. “You guys are being childish. Sirius, listen to Jack. Jack, Sirius has a deviation the right. Work with that.” I say, and I walk back to my spot.
“Buzz kill.” I hear Sirius murmur, and I can’t help it but smile. I shoot a few more dummies in shreds, and see Jack doing the same. Sirius is able to shoot one bullet into a dummy.
“You know what, we try another gun. Maybe that’ll work.” Jack says.
“Why? I’m finally getting used to this one.”
“Yeah, but it’s still not going quite well, is it?”
“I just shot one bullet into that dummy! And I shot you!”
“Yep, but we’re still going to try another gun.” And once again, Sirius shoots Jack.
“Why do you keep on killing him?”
“He was being annoying. Again. And it’s more fun to shoot him than to shoot a dummy.”
“Yeah, and why won’t you try shooting the dummy when Jack’s bothering you? You were able to kill him twice with just two bullets.” I say.
“I don’t know. I quite like shooting Jack.”
“If you shoot Jack again, I’ll shoot you.”
“And once again you’re threatening a teacher. For the third time already.”
“Yep.”
“If you shoot me one more time, I’ll shoot you.” Jack’s alive again.
“You’re never going to stop arguing, are you?” I say.
“Nope.” The guys answer.
“Okay, then I’m out of here. I’ve got a history class to attend. Good luck shooting each other.” I say, and I walk away.
“Sirius, try to aim at the dummy.” Sirius takes a shot, but the bullet ends seven meters to the right. “No, not like that.” Jack sighs.
“I think I prefer magic.”
“Maybe, but now we’re working on something non-magical.”
“Can’t I just…”
“No.”
“You don’t even know what I’m going to say.”
“Yeah, but the answer stays no.”
“How can you say no if you don’t know what I’m going to ask?”
“Because I can.”
“That’s not a real answer.”
“Yes, it is.” Sirius is not amused by that and shoots Jack.
“Why did you just kill him?” I ask.
“He was being annoying.”
“You’re such a child.”
“Thanks.”
“That wasn’t a compliment. Try to shoot the dummy next to yours.”
“Why?”
“Do you want me to shoot you?”
“You do realize you’re threatening a teacher, right?”
“Yeah. Now shoot that dummy.” Sirius aims at the dummy next to his and shoots; he misses. Again.
“Okay, now try to shoot that dummy by aiming at your own.”
“Why?”
“Just do it.” He aims at his dummy, but right before he shoots he moves a bit and the bullet ends in the dummy on the right. “See, you’ve got a deviation to the right.”
“What happened?” Both Sirius and I turn around. Jack jumps up and the shot wound slowly disappears.
“Ah, you’re alive again.” I say.
“Yeah. Reminds me of the times you killed me.” I grin. I think I killed him, like, twenty times or so. “So, Sirius, why did you kill me?”
“You were annoying.”
“I was not.” Oh dear, here we go again.
“You were very annoying.”
“I was only giving you instructions.”
“In an annoying way.”
“Okay, stop, the both of you, or do you want me to shoot you.” I interrupt. “You guys are being childish. Sirius, listen to Jack. Jack, Sirius has a deviation the right. Work with that.” I say, and I walk back to my spot.
“Buzz kill.” I hear Sirius murmur, and I can’t help it but smile. I shoot a few more dummies in shreds, and see Jack doing the same. Sirius is able to shoot one bullet into a dummy.
“You know what, we try another gun. Maybe that’ll work.” Jack says.
“Why? I’m finally getting used to this one.”
“Yeah, but it’s still not going quite well, is it?”
“I just shot one bullet into that dummy! And I shot you!”
“Yep, but we’re still going to try another gun.” And once again, Sirius shoots Jack.
“Why do you keep on killing him?”
“He was being annoying. Again. And it’s more fun to shoot him than to shoot a dummy.”
“Yeah, and why won’t you try shooting the dummy when Jack’s bothering you? You were able to kill him twice with just two bullets.” I say.
“I don’t know. I quite like shooting Jack.”
“If you shoot Jack again, I’ll shoot you.”
“And once again you’re threatening a teacher. For the third time already.”
“Yep.”
“If you shoot me one more time, I’ll shoot you.” Jack’s alive again.
“You’re never going to stop arguing, are you?” I say.
“Nope.” The guys answer.
“Okay, then I’m out of here. I’ve got a history class to attend. Good luck shooting each other.” I say, and I walk away.